lemmie just make this abundantly queer

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
darkwingsnark
pforest282

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Another voice?!? Of course, of course. On the day Mario left him alone in the house. Intruders! Maybe they’d leave him alone after some cannolis?

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“Oh! Hi, Mr. Loogy!” 

“J-Junior?!?” Luigi met the child’s beaming smile for only a second, until a scaly fist slammed the door open, sending Junior’s snout straight into the wall.

And now onwards to Arc 2! To start things off with a bang, @rachelordwayart created honestly something I could stare at for hours. The attention to detail is crazy (which I might make separate posts just of particular screenshots). And as always, if you'd like the context, here's chapter 6 of 'Ashes That Made the Trees Bloom'

darkwingsnark
redpandarascal

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

darkwingsnark
c-53

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

c-53

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

fortidogi

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sometimes we just need a bit of encouragement... enablement lol
dat-soldier
roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid

having adhd is like "fuck, it's half past noon. that pretty much means it's one o'clock. that means it's lunchtime. that means it's pretty much three. that means it's almost five o'clock, and that means the day is pretty much over and i don't have time for any of the things i was going to do today :( time to scroll aimlessly through social media until bedtime"

DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS gonna take this as literally a sign to get off my ass and out to the corner store the sun is setting but that's ok